Eagle Island Park

I took everyone to Eagle Island Park to have some fun. I want you to try and control yourself when you see all the sexiness in the water. Of course, Josh has lost half of what we managed to get him to gain. And he doesn't have much in the line of a tan but he is having a great time :)

monkey jump

Here is a brief video of your sister monkey jumping your ass!! Welcome home :)

BLOGGIN TIME!!!

Ok, so you wanted a good post to keep you updated.. Have no fear your prayers have been answered!!! hehehe

So I registered for 5 classes. I can't do the ones that are actually for Legal Administrative Support yet because they are all full, so I am doing all the electives, communications, and English 101. I redid my COMPASS test and passed the English one with flying colors this time so I don't have to do extra english anymore, which is super freakin cool. I do however have to practice my math and then take that one for a third time :(.. Im a loser lol. So, three of my classes are online and the other two are in an actual classroom. Communications 101 and English 101 are online. The three electives I chose are Music Appreciation, which is in a classroom, Psychology 101, which is in a classroom and then Introduction to Law and Justice, which is online. I figured the Introduction to Law and Justice would possibly help me along the way.

Jayden is taking like 4 or 5 steps now before she falls and she is becoming quite the pro at standing.. She's still kind of clutsy but its to be expected seeing as how she is my kid :). Austin got two mosquito bites on his right leg(fat foot). That made his leg and ankle swell. His leg looks ok now, but his ankle kinda looks narly. I took him to the doctor and got a stupid PA.. He spent more time on his little PDA phone thingy then he did looking at Austin's leg. He then proceeded to tell me he didn't think it was infected but he was going to give me a prescription for an antibiotic anyway.. stupid ass. Damien is back to being his little devil self, you can tell he feels much better.

So when we went to Eagle Island park your fiance found out that he is very much so out of shape. Apparently him and Jason could barely make it to the little island that is there and back. What losers.. lol jk jk jk. I never would have made it out there. I have absolutely no upper body strength. But Josh did look like he was having fun. He and Jason played with Matthew and Austin. Damien got in with Mema, but as soon as she walked away he panicked. Jayden played for a little bit.. She kept jumping and then all of the sudden just sat her little chubby butt down. She is kinda out-growing her bathing suit lol.. She is such a stinkin porker, but she is one cute little porker lol.

Ok, well, I hope all is going great there. Hopefully you will get to skype or something in the near future. We all love you and miss you bunches. Have a fabulous day :) :) :)

HELICOPTER (don't care about spelling really don't)

so today we arrived in camp nathan smith its a shit whole lol....well its my new home I used to have a room to myself until grady got here but now I share a room with like 10 other girls its totally awesome....NOT...anyways we got here by helicopter which this was not my first one but i didn't have the crouch buckle that freaked me out a little bit but nonetheless i made it here safe and sound and they have an MWR here so i can get on regularly and check my email so thats a plus......its still hot but not as bad as gulfport so i don't miss that shit whole anymore.....i hope you are all doing well and KIKI im still waiting on the picture of your damn hair....and if this is a blog to keep me updated on things going on back home how come the only thing i have been updated on lately is the fact that mother is not allowed to use the toilet at the top of the stairs??? lol anyways love you all goodnight.

HI MOMO!!!

Ok, so I thought maybe you might appreciate a blog that isn't about a toilet, or lack there of. So I decided to write one :).. I'm just that awesome!!! So Jayden is standing more and more everyday. I told you that she took a little mini step before biting the dust. Austin and Damien have little mohawks and look like little punks. Your mother is rutheless when it comes to the whole exercising thing.. That woman never takes a break hahahaha, jk mema!!! I don't mind doing it.. allthough I'm pretty sure my knees wouldn't mind a little vacation. I really hope you are doing great wherever you may be. We all miss you very much, and love you even more.

The bathroom

So here is the floor of the bathroom. As you see there is no toilet or floor.. The guy said it'll be done in the next couple days.. We'll see about that. I'm not sure if you even care about the bathroom but I thought I would share it anyway.. Its awesome, as long as you dont stand in that whole.. I would hate for someone to JUMP through it and I dunno maybe fall in a washer or something.. lol I have warned your mother not to use the bathroom thats in the hallway. Maybe she will listen and not try to use it hahahaha

And here is the toilet that has relocated to the hallway.. I personally think everyone should have a toilet in the hallway but that's just my opinion.

nasty nasty nasty

ok mema so I'm pretty sure you know me and know that i don't read instructions i tend to freak out about something not working before i go ahead and read the directions....well with this small pox shot I'm pretty sure she said change the band-aid once it falls off....well the damn thing never fell off hahaha so i was like this thing looks nasty i should probably change it.....well needless to say it was disgusting... it was like pussing and then the band-aid and kept it all inside the little area i had to use a baby wipe to clean around it cuz i can't clean it and i was freaking out...OMG I'm gonna die from the small pox cuz I'm paranoid like that too i think i get that from kiki sorry kiki but you used to be so damn paranoid or convinced something was wrong with you lol....and then when i got out of the shower this morning i noticed some more goop on it and then i used my towel to try and wipe it away that i was not supposed to do i can't spread the shit otherwise I'll have it all over the place so then i immediately freaked out and put the damn towel and everything else associated with shower time in the washer lol i know I'm odd but hey i don't want small pox everywhere.....thought you might enjoy that.

Stupid People

So, I thought you might enjoy my little story Momo. Last night I took Sloan and his clan to Jackie cause she lost her keys. So it was almost 11pm when katie asked me to stop and get Jason a Rockstar. And you know me, always pleasant and accomodating!! So I stop at the Maverick on Cherry. I am wearing Navy sweat shirt, shorts and my hair is a mess from running. Have you got that pictured? I go in and get the rockstar and walk up to the counter. There is this punk ass counting out his til, writing down all the change and what not. Completely ignoring me (I know, right). So, I clear my throat, make my presence known even though I know he sees me. He says to me "what can I help you with?" In my head I am thinking "OK YOU STUPID ASS, I AM STANDING HERE WITH A FRICKIN ROCKSTAR!" But I POLITELY say, yes, I would like this rockstar, please and thankyou. (really, I did) I kept thinking of McDonalds and how you were so mortified at my bad behavior that I did not say, "YOU DUMB ASS MORON, I AM NOT AT A FRICKIN DRIVE THROUGH, I BROUGHT YOU MY ITEM, NOW RING IT THE F#$% UP AND LET ME GET OUT OF HERE, BEFORE I CATCH THE STUPIDS FROM YOU!"

Missing you!

We are all missing you so much. We are trying to fatten up Josh so he will look good in his wedding day tux!! I will work harder on getting him to the gym. If I can get him to gain and me to lose, all will be good. And of course, we need to get our little flower girl to grow some hair :)

My girls

These are fun summer times with all my favorite girls :) Jayden is learning early how to be like her Aunt Momo!

HOT HOT HOT

well hello everyone!!! i hope you are all doing well im freaking fantastic it is hot as balls here it was 125 degrees today it was brutal...not to mention there was 21mph wind and that felt like i was in a giant freaking hair dryer it was rather disgusting i never thought i would say i would rather be in mississippi but i think i might lol and we just so happened to get here on a humid week and that a pickle on my crap sandwich of a day lol well i hope you are all doing amazing and i can't wait to see you all again love you bunches and bunches

HELLO!!!!

hello everyone just thought i would see if i could figure out how to use this and to say hello and love you all!!! miss you bunches and mostest x infinity