Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Stupid People


So, I thought you might enjoy my little story Momo. Last night I took Sloan and his clan to Jackie cause she lost her keys. So it was almost 11pm when katie asked me to stop and get Jason a Rockstar. And you know me, always pleasant and accomodating!! So I stop at the Maverick on Cherry. I am wearing Navy sweat shirt, shorts and my hair is a mess from running. Have you got that pictured? I go in and get the rockstar and walk up to the counter. There is this punk ass counting out his til, writing down all the change and what not. Completely ignoring me (I know, right). So, I clear my throat, make my presence known even though I know he sees me. He says to me "what can I help you with?" In my head I am thinking "OK YOU STUPID ASS, I AM STANDING HERE WITH A FRICKIN ROCKSTAR!" But I POLITELY say, yes, I would like this rockstar, please and thankyou. (really, I did) I kept thinking of McDonalds and how you were so mortified at my bad behavior that I did not say, "YOU DUMB ASS MORON, I AM NOT AT A FRICKIN DRIVE THROUGH, I BROUGHT YOU MY ITEM, NOW RING IT THE F#$% UP AND LET ME GET OUT OF HERE, BEFORE I CATCH THE STUPIDS FROM YOU!"

3 comments:

  1. omg that is freakin hilarious you are so awesome i really wish i could have been there for that it would have been amazing......I have grown to enjoy your irritated side when it comes to stupid people unlike the mcdonalds thing but now it humors me and i enjoy to see people when you let them know of their "stupids" hahahah that was awesome....hopefully you didn't catch his stupids.......:D:D

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  2. I hope not too!! Cause I cannot afford to be any more stupid!! And by the way, you are the most awesome sister (and daughter) - my love to you to keep you safe :)

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  3. I know that I'm awesome but it feels nice to have someone tell me that lol jk anyways love you

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