Thursday, July 15, 2010

The bathroom

So here is the floor of the bathroom. As you see there is no toilet or floor.. The guy said it'll be done in the next couple days.. We'll see about that. I'm not sure if you even care about the bathroom but I thought I would share it anyway.. Its awesome, as long as you dont stand in that whole.. I would hate for someone to JUMP through it and I dunno maybe fall in a washer or something.. lol I have warned your mother not to use the bathroom thats in the hallway. Maybe she will listen and not try to use it hahahaha
And here is the toilet that has relocated to the hallway.. I personally think everyone should have a toilet in the hallway but that's just my opinion.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

nasty nasty nasty

ok mema so I'm pretty sure you know me and know that i don't read instructions i tend to freak out about something not working before i go ahead and read the directions....well with this small pox shot I'm pretty sure she said change the band-aid once it falls off....well the damn thing never fell off hahaha so i was like this thing looks nasty i should probably change it.....well needless to say it was disgusting... it was like pussing and then the band-aid and kept it all inside the little area i had to use a baby wipe to clean around it cuz i can't clean it and i was freaking out...OMG I'm gonna die from the small pox cuz I'm paranoid like that too i think i get that from kiki sorry kiki but you used to be so damn paranoid or convinced something was wrong with you lol....and then when i got out of the shower this morning i noticed some more goop on it and then i used my towel to try and wipe it away that i was not supposed to do i can't spread the shit otherwise I'll have it all over the place so then i immediately freaked out and put the damn towel and everything else associated with shower time in the washer lol i know I'm odd but hey i don't want small pox everywhere.....thought you might enjoy that.

Stupid People


So, I thought you might enjoy my little story Momo. Last night I took Sloan and his clan to Jackie cause she lost her keys. So it was almost 11pm when katie asked me to stop and get Jason a Rockstar. And you know me, always pleasant and accomodating!! So I stop at the Maverick on Cherry. I am wearing Navy sweat shirt, shorts and my hair is a mess from running. Have you got that pictured? I go in and get the rockstar and walk up to the counter. There is this punk ass counting out his til, writing down all the change and what not. Completely ignoring me (I know, right). So, I clear my throat, make my presence known even though I know he sees me. He says to me "what can I help you with?" In my head I am thinking "OK YOU STUPID ASS, I AM STANDING HERE WITH A FRICKIN ROCKSTAR!" But I POLITELY say, yes, I would like this rockstar, please and thankyou. (really, I did) I kept thinking of McDonalds and how you were so mortified at my bad behavior that I did not say, "YOU DUMB ASS MORON, I AM NOT AT A FRICKIN DRIVE THROUGH, I BROUGHT YOU MY ITEM, NOW RING IT THE F#$% UP AND LET ME GET OUT OF HERE, BEFORE I CATCH THE STUPIDS FROM YOU!"

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Missing you!


We are all missing you so much. We are trying to fatten up Josh so he will look good in his wedding day tux!! I will work harder on getting him to the gym. If I can get him to gain and me to lose, all will be good. And of course, we need to get our little flower girl to grow some hair :)

My girls


These are fun summer times with all my favorite girls :) Jayden is learning early how to be like her Aunt Momo!

HOT HOT HOT

well hello everyone!!! i hope you are all doing well im freaking fantastic it is hot as balls here it was 125 degrees today it was brutal...not to mention there was 21mph wind and that felt like i was in a giant freaking hair dryer it was rather disgusting i never thought i would say i would rather be in mississippi but i think i might lol and we just so happened to get here on a humid week and that a pickle on my crap sandwich of a day lol well i hope you are all doing amazing and i can't wait to see you all again love you bunches and bunches

Monday, July 12, 2010

HELLO!!!!

hello everyone just thought i would see if i could figure out how to use this and to say hello and love you all!!! miss you bunches and mostest x infinity